I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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