So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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