So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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