from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
There are leaves in my underwear?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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