How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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