What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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