He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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