For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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