I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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