I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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