so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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