the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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