So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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