whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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