you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
sex in a hospital.. check
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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