did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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