I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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