your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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