she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
ok first of all what the fuck
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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