no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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