Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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