Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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