She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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