it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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