When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
