I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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