I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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