McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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