Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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