We're like a lot better than the average bears
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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