Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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