Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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