try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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