We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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