did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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