Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
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