Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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