I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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