too bad you live with your parents still
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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