Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I'm both gender and math confused
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