you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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