Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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