I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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