your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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