If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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