I cockslap morals
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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