Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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