my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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