Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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