i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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